Poop

Random ponderings that are irritating the poop out of me these days:

If you're not doing it my way or living up to what I have attained and learned you aren't doing it right.
Okay, so what the heck is up with that anyway? Even my Facebook home page is filled with "no offense but" statements declaring what others are doing to be unchristian or just plain stupid. And, if you have to insert "no offense but" or "not trying to be judgemental here but", um, you should probably just delete what you've already written because it is offense and/or judgemental. Umkay? There was a time where I did/watched/said certain things and I was Christian and guess what? God showed me that I did not need to participate in those things as I walked my road with him and he is sure enough capable of doing that with everyone else too. And, if someone had just publicly spanked me on Facebook calling me out for my terrible sin I would probably just do it more and think that person was a judgemental hypocritical jerk. A kind and encouraging word sharing how God changed you in that area in a private setting is a much better way to share with someone that they may be doing something displeasing to the Lord and not even realize it. But, what do I know. Even at church from the pulpit I hear it. My last church was all about attendance and performance and if you weren't up to Pastor's standards of what he thought a Christian should be doing he sure enough let you know about it. Well, that's crap too. Young newbie Christians can't behave and have the same intimate walk with the Lord as us mature folk and let's be honest here, us mature Christians are so way far from perfect so we should probably just shut up most of the time and just pray for people we think need help and work on the plank in our own eye. Yeah. So tired of hearing people pass judgement. So tired of mature Christians berating those who have not attained their own personal spiritual maturity. My new church even gets onto church goers if they aren't worshiping interactively enough during praise and worship! Sheesh people, some people are just reserved okay? Good Lord! Shut up shut up shut up, everyone does not have to do worship the same way. Argh.

Sarah Palin yammering on about going hunting to fill your freezer if you don't have food.
Okay, I like Sarah Palin but she needs to get a clue. Love her reality show but lady, I don't hunt and I am not going to hunt and just because you do and fill your freezer with dead animals that you personally killed does not make you better than anyone else. I can see she would deny anyone food stamps and tell them to just go kill something or scrape roadkill off the highway. She is getting on my nerves with the whole go get your own food from the wild thing and don't' depend on others to do it for you. Whatever lady.

I am not a bank!
I am not sure why, okay yes I do know why, my husband is a softie and everyone and their mother keeps asking us for money this year and hello people, I am all tapped out now. So I cannot even afford Christmas presents for my kids this year and yet the requests keep coming and yes, these people know I live week to week money wise. I want to declare next year the year of NO FAVORS and NO MONEY but who am I kidding? Mike would give the shirt off his back and that's about where we are at and I wish people would go find another source for cash and stop bankrupting my family. Thank you very much. I am all about charity and paying for people to get stuff they need but when you ask for us to do that knowing we won't be able to do it for our own selves why would you do that to my family?????? HMMMM?????? Oh it feels good to let that out.

IMy Depo shots are making me a crazy lunatic.
So I went to get my second dose of Depo (birth control shot given once every 3 months) and they asked me if I had been experiencing any irritability and severe mood swings. My eyebrows immediately shot up and I said "What?" She repeats the question and I said "YES! Is this shot what is doing that to me"? She says yes. Yes, she says. Okay so I have been an lunatic for the past 3 months and you don't bother to tell me that this shot makes women grouchy? What the fluff? I am like a psycho these days with my grouchiness. I didn't know what to do! I cannot take the pill anymore because I have high blood pressure now (what the fluff is that all about?) and my husband won't wear a condom and I'd like to not be married and celibate so I took another shot. YEAH, Jennifer can continue on her lunatic mass emotional hysterical reign of terror through February. GREAT. She wants to give me and I.U.D. That whole insertion process sounds painful. Why can't my stupid baby husband just get a vasectomy? I have had my vagina ripped apart 4 times birthing HIS kids, can he not get a little snippy in his dingle doodle in an outpatient procedure? UGH. I'm such a moody witchy poo these days he might just take the celibate option ha ha. I probably wouldn't want to pork me either these days. I hate hormones.

Okay, I'm done.

Jenn